E-News and Humor # 45
Les & Magda Earls (210) 442-9886
Email: Les@LesEarls.com
 
Tax Credit 7 month Extension
***RE: Tax Credit, Did You Know this? ***

Q: I’m already a homeowner. If I buy a replacement home after Nov. 6, 2009, to use as my principal residence, do I have to sell my home to qualify for the homebuyer tax credit?

A: If you meet all of the requirements for the credit, the law does not require you to sell or otherwise dispose of your current principal residence to qualify for a credit of up to $6,500 when you buy a replacement home to use as your principal residence. The requirements are that you must buy, or enter into a binding contract to buy, the replacement principal residence after Nov. 6, 2009, and on or before April 30, 2010, and close on the home by June 30, 2010.
Additionally, you must have lived in the same principal residence for any five-consecutive-year period during the eight-year period that ended on the date the replacement home is purchased. For example, if you bought a home on Nov. 30, 2009, the eight-year period would run from Dec. 1, 2001, through Nov. 30, 2009.

 
***Yes, housing prices are down, but are you in a position to take advantage of them? Here's how to find out ***

Q:How do I know how much home I can afford?

A: 1. Start with preapproval.
Before beginning your home search, you should get preapproved by a mortgage lender. It is a simple process, and we can recommend a few trustworthy Lenders to help you. You provide basic financial information such as your monthly income, credit history, savings, etc., and your lender will calculate how much of a loan that you can afford. After the lender verifies the information, you can be preapproved for a loan up to a certain amount. Once you know what loan amount you are preapproved for and the monthly payments for that loan, you have an idea of how much you can afford to spend on a house purchase.

2. Make a monthly budget.
Now that you know how much of a mortgage you qualify for, it is time to make a monthly budget. Estimate the typical amount that you pay for bills each month, and remember that utilities for a home can be more expensive than for an apartment. Also, factor in money that you spend on entertainment or other expenses. Now add what your monthly mortgage payment would be to that total. Is this a number that makes you comfortable? Knowing your financial obligations each month can help you in knowing how much home you can afford. Be careful not to overextend yourself. Lenders may allow you to borrow more than you are comfortable with; remember just because you’re approved for a certain amount doesn’t mean you have to borrow the full amount. So if you feel stretched, don’t be afraid to buy a less expensive home.

Once you have figured out how much of a mortgage you can expect and calculated your monthly expenses, you can know how much home you can afford.

*** There’s a pretty cool mortgage calculator link below…
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In This Issue:
Here's this week's Foreclosure's under $150K  View here >
Here's a pretty cool Mortgage Calculator  View here >
San Antonio Weather – 7 Day Forecast     View here >
Dallas Cowboys 2009 Football Schedule    View here >
Get your Free list of Foreclosed Homes    Click here >
Home Value - Free On-Line Report    Click here >
Contact Les & Magda Earls    Click here >
HOME - Our Website Home Page    Click here >

(video) Les and Magda Earls Top 10 Homebuyer Steps    View video >
(video) Real Estate Investing and How To Get Started     View video >
(video) Tips! How to sell a Home that did not sell!    View video >

 


***Time for Turkey Humor***
**** The Pregnant Turkey ****

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven.
She removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey.
She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!'
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

 

Another: COVERING THE BIRD

We visited our newly married daughter, who was preparing her first Thanksgiving dinner.
I noticed the turkey thawing in the kitchen sink with a dish drainer inverted over the bird.
I asked why a drainer covered the turkey.
Our daughter turned to my wife and said, “Mom, you always did it that way.”
“Yes,” my wife replied, “but you don’t have a cat!”
Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!


 

 

Another: Thanksgiving Divorce

Tom in San Antonio calls his son in California just before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
I am telling you first, Eddie, because you are the eldest, please tell your sister.

When Eddie calls his sister Julie, she says: 'No way are they getting divorced, I will go over and see them for Thanksgiving.'

Julie phones here parents and tells them both 'You must NOT get divorced. Promise you won't do anything until I get over there. I'm calling Eddie, and we'll both be there with you tomorrow. Until then, don't take any action, please listen to me', and hangs up.

The father puts down the phone and turns to his wife and says. 'Good news' he says, 'Eddie and Julie are coming for Thanksgiving and they are both paying their own way.'


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